Monday, February 15, 2010

..my evil plan is working

Several years ago, I started an experiment where I eat whatever I want, drink whatever I want and never, ever exert myself physically. So far, my plan is working and I look exactly the way I did when I was in college.

Only about 30 pounds heavier.

So what? I'm still a rock star...

I haven’t blogged in a while. I’m not sorry about it, like so many other blogspotters claim to been when they haven’t posted in a while. I just haven’t done it because I’m being lazy and I’d rather just update my Facebook status.

Not that it matters much that I haven’t posted since August, because my trusty little site meter isn’t even at 500 hits yet. Maybe, one day, I’ll promote traffic to my site and reap the hundreds of cents I’ll make from people clicking on stuff on my blog page. One can only dream.

Anyway, I’m going to start posting again. So there.